Jeu de guerre de Ornria

"Postings from the Ornrian Wars", or "Warplay with Plastic Armymen"

13 Thawinary

Kiltrash Examiner
Trade Resumes!
Kiltrash, Earldom of Ear
Jock Mcintosh
This afternoon a new trade agreement between the Earldom and the Marquisate of Gueret goes into effect, ending the 10 month import ban Gueret had imposed on Earish wool and mutton. The glut of wool, and the scarcity of Gueret butter and guapamolotl Chocolotl brought new experiments in cuisine from our enterprising island nation.
Among our successes; a margarine of wool lanolin and sheep milk, and a
'chocolate' bar whose recipe is a secret, though it does use sheep products. (It tastes brown in this editor's opinion.) Also Potatoscotch, a butterscotch alternative, and a potato/Lanolin shortbread cookie.
No matter the hardships our National breakfast of kippers and groats has remained unchanged!
Speaking today from Perpiggy in the Marquisate the Earl of Ear had this to say;
"It ghives me grrreat joy ta see our wee dif'rences sa well patched upp!"
The Marquis of Gueret in his turn at the podium declared;
"Hit Eees Joyeuse that Fraternite et diplomacee can overcome le differahncees of zees too grreat peoples! Viva la diffherance!"
The Ambassador of Dundoon pleaded no comment on the development though unconfirmed rumors that Dundoon has expanded it's submarine fleet does give one pause.
Dundoon and Summartha continue to be the Marquisates principle markets, so it is unlikely that Gueret has signed any military agreements with our Earldom. The old treaties remain in force however, providing for a naval alliance with Gueret in case of war with Illee.

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