A new Armee - The Fabuluth Army

Following on the recent improvement in civil liberties resulting from the Liberal Freedom Acts, the Government today announced the formation of a new unit; the 5th Armee, to be called "The Fabuluth Army". While much is speculation still, it is known that the Department of the Armies has submitted calls for contracts that have Testorston Chemical jumping to produce gallons of pink paint and dye. Eagerly awaited are the regimental lists. This 5th Armee will have the responsibility of a "fire brigade" according to one source, being able to rapidly deploy it's units for the reinforcement of embattled or threatened theaters.